What do you know about our dear friend in US Mr. George W.? Why not compare him to other people to understand him more? So, here we go:

George W. vs You
You say “nuclear”.
George W. says “newkiller”.

George W. vs J. F. Kennedy
When Kennedy gave a speech in Berlin, he said “I take pride in the words ‘Ich bin ein Berliner (Translation: I am a Berliner).’”
When George W. gave a speech in Hamburg, he said “I take pride in myself. I ordered a Hamburger.” When he gave a speech in Frankfurt, he said “Ich bin ein Frankfurter (Translation: I am a p????).”

George W. vs A Beggar in the Street
A beggar in the street may have $20 in his pocket.
George W. may have 20 points in his approval rating.

George W. vs Angela Merkel
If Merkel does something seriously wrong, she will embarrass Germany.
George W. already embarrassed his country.

George W. vs Military Experts
Experts say to solve the problem in Iraq, US should withdraw its troops from the country.
George W. says to solve the problem, “it should be better that we raq together rather than I raq alone!”

George W. vs Martin Luther King, Jr.
King said “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”
George W. said “I have a dream that my contribution to the country will not be judged by how good the decisions I have made but by how much I have entertained my people.”

George W. vs F. D. Roosevelt
Roosevelt said “The only thing that we have to fear is fear itself.”
George W. said “The only thing that I have to fear is unemployment after January.”

George W. vs Oprah Winfrey
Oprah inspired people to do good.
George W. inspired people not to be stupid.

George W. vs me
George W. cannot find Osama.
I cannot find my remote controllers.

George W. vs My Interior Designer
My interior designer was hired because of the lapse of judgment of 1 person.
George W. was hired because of the lapse of judgment of more than 50% of the voters.

So long…