I mislead people to think that if someone takes a picture with you, you will actually receive a copy.

I mislead people to think that if someone asks you to add him on Facebook he will actually accept your friend request.

I mislead people to think that if you have a voice mailbox it means more than you have paid your phone bill.

I mislead people to think that if someone does not respond to your instant message it is because he has not read it.

I mislead people to think that I am not always right.

I mislead people to think that if someone tells you that you are pretty you actually are.

I mislead people to think that it is okay for a girl to be unable to open the cap of a plastic bottle.

I mislead people to think that when someone says he is broke he actually is.

I mislead people to think that I am not guilty of anything above.

I mislead people to think that I have the power to mislead people.